Of course, first comes the how do you dos and the handshakes and, occasionally, the kissing cheeks and slapping arms; it's all in good fun and does seem to follow some sort of pattern, but what that pattern is, now, that might take some time figuring out.

Once that's done, Lorne starts talking the talk and walking the walk of the boss. It's ever so slightly different from the amiable greeting just moments ago, but it does serve its purpose. It makes clear that there's a time for everything, including being friendly.

"You've all met your mentors for the evening? Good. If anything is unclear, they'll set you down the right path again. If they're busy go to Ramon, you'll find him behind the bar-- Ramon, sweetie, give us a wave?"

Ramon waves like the Queen of England - cheeky demon. "He'll be happy to help you. Any questions so far?"